Red velvet dough. White chocolate chips. Issues included.

Looks charming. Smells amazing.
Acts like it knows exactly what it's doing — and it does.

But beneath the smooth sweetness, there’s that unmistakable warning:
you’ve fallen for this type before.

Pairs well with:
sweet wines, denial, and calling it “the last time.”

Contains: wheat flour, sugar, chocolate, cocoa, butter, eggs, vanilla, food coloring, and salt.
May contain traces of: peanuts, tree nuts, soy, and other allergen-derived ingredients.

Weight: 7oz (approx)